…is now dead, but not before attempting to crawl across my wall late last night! I thought I was going to have a panic attack, and I’m not even kidding. This sucka was HUGE! The largest one I’ve ever seen in my life and I’ve seen some big boys; especially in my basement. This guy must have been as long as the palm of my hand!

So, before calming down and drowning the intruder with a can of RAID (that’s how I roll), I managed to take a picture. It’s kind of blurry because I was freaking out, but you get the picture.

Ew.

Gross, right? I can hardly look at that picture without shuddering. Anyway, he’s gone now, and I hope this serves as a lesson to the rest of his kind. You may scare the crap outta me initially, but you’ll soon end up dead!